"Not every dickpuncher is a problem," reports Dickpuncher Times, a publication of particular interest to dickpunchers and people devoted to dickpunching, financed largely by dickpunch ads. Finally, a nuanced take on everyone's dicks being ruined forever by all the punching. What a blessing.

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Brian White is, on one hand, one of the best pure No. 9s this league's ever had. And on the other, he is one of the worst 1v1 finishers I've ever seen.

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#VWFC captain Ryan Gauld with a terrific sliding clearance on the last play of the match to prevent #AllforCity a scoring opportunity. #STLvVAN #MLS

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OneBC, not satisfied with JUST being racist bigots who hate the queer community and anyone who isn't as white as copier paper, wants crawl into our uterii and legislate it. #OneBC gets more dangerous by the passing hour. Never vote for these flagrantly hate-filled cross burners. #bcpoli #cdnpoli

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J.K. Rowling doesn't deserve even the air she breathes. Continuing to normalize her rhetoric by promoting her intellectual property is repulsive. Read another book ffs.

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