Oh to be a tiny animal living on a deserted island 🥹🏝️ I’ve recently been very tempted to restart my acnh island 😆

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i would love to see these total clowns act the way they do over a virtual rp vEnUe at a real bar

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summoning every ounce of my napoleon complex so i can make eye contact with the waitress to call her over and tell her i’m a married homeowner

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kitten… i’m at the hospital fsdfggs my ear was aching a little yesterday but today i woke up with like half my face paralyzed in STABBING pain unable to move my jaw and kitten did you know that ear infections can move into the soft tissues in your face cause daddy did not

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(pov i’m on painkillers and calling you up to talk about sexual philosophy) like… being a dom is a state of mind… you can be a dom without being large, or mean, or wanting to inflict pain… dom is in the soul, not the body… dom… fast n furious… or so they say…

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