It’s somewhat tempered by the fact that I tried to curl my hair while it still had the slightest dampness, so it IMMEDIATELY fell out, but I think on balance, I win.

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Achievement unlocked - went to sleep in my makeup and woke up still looking like 90% put together. I will accept your due praise now.

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i won’t name names because it’s possibly rude to be like “i dreamed killing you with a tokarev” but rest assured it was One of You

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had a dream that the revolution came and i had to assassinate a prominent online personality for relaying troop movements to the brownshirts via secret code on podcast guest appearances. anyway none of you better be doing that because it turns out i’m very uncompromising

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The problem with the ‘big tent’ is that democrats have convinced themselves that swing voters are conservatives, and that winning them over means also being conservative and like… When you have two conservative parties, what kind of fucking choice is that for middle voters?

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