(Note: there's nothing *wrong* with anyone's mom putting out, I definitely would if I was a mom, but it does get under the skin of a certain kind of dude and I kind of love that about it.)

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Me: "Well, Dave, you would, but the party had to stop and fuck your mom a few times." (The Tumblr post of "Don't use numbers. How high is the wall? Much. How many years ago? Plenty. How many bullets are in the gun? Trick question: it shoots lasers and it shoots them HARD," is my motto.)

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I may have mentioned elsewhere, but the geography/time people (while less offensive than the others) always remind me of running a game in college. PC: "Wait...if the country is [miles] long, and we've been traveling for [number] days, shouldn't we be there by now?"

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Is this a safe space to confess I think the flying car is hilarious? You couldn't pay me to get in that thing, but I'd 100% pay to see it at a monster truck rally.

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A Shadowheart art nouveau piece. It’s been a lot of fun exploring art nouveau as a style. Experimenting with framing and colours and using nature elements.

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