Town Council ™️

town.bsky.social

17 May 2023 02:25

RESCHEDULED - Due to torrential glitter fall, the visit from world famous boyband *NSync has been postponed to a later date. Disappointed fans are encouraged to splash in puddles to alleviate glitter sadness. Refunds available at town hall in the form of crisp high 5's.

Town Council ™️

town.bsky.social

12 May 2023 12:55

The annual 'Burning of Unpaid Parking Fines' jubilee bonfire will take place this Saturday. Anyone seen dragging wooden pallets and broken sofa springs to the town square after 10pm may be recruited to take part in the clean up parade.

Walter G

walterg.bsky.social

08 May 2023 00:29

Kids these days don't know their elbow from their spandex flag dancing outfit. No respect.

Town Council ™️

town.bsky.social

08 May 2023 00:29

Town Hall mourns the loss of Old Man Thompson’s prized goose, Bertha, who was tragically swept up by strong winds and crashed into the town clocktower earlier today. Bertha’s remains will be on public display in the town square this weekend as a memorial.

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