At least we don’t have to listen to wonderwall.

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Couple moved in next door. Old bloke lived there before had a beautiful garden. He spent every day in it. New guy ripped out everything & put fake grass in. So I've planted trees next to the boundary that will fill his lawn with dead leaves in the autumn. This one's for you Alf

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A parrot was in my garden that must have escaped, so i put seeds out. It ate them & came back for more bringing me a tin can lid. Every time it came back it brought me a shiny gift, which was usually junk, that was until it brought me a gold bracelet which I got valued at £3k

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I was 30 miles from home when I realised there was a bee stuck in the car. I felt strangely guilty and drove all the way back home to let her out so she didn't get stranded with no hive.

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When my sons were babies, I'd hum the lullaby from Pan's Labyrinth to get them to sleep. They're 12 and 15 now, so only a few more years to go until I can suggest we watch it, and I can't wait to see if my psychological long game has a payoff.

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