Sir I don’t want to alarm you but there’s a man with four fingers on the television. Real firecracker of a son. Crazy blue haired wife. The hair sir, not her. She’s actually the more reasonable of the two sir.

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Beam Dump xkcd.com/3168/

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i think if you run downdetector you really can't allow your site to go down. like the onus is on you to have a backup, a backup to the backup, a backup for that backup, and a final backup server in your basement with a really big battery pack. maybe even a ham radio that can send out morse code

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Are you a crisis actor? Because the way you’re acting is making me cry, sis.

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Maybe if they made likes private on here my followers would like my posts, seeing how they’re so embarrassed to engage with them at all :(

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