ardeal.bsky.social
Work: linguistics prof @ UC Berkeley | syntax, semantics, language documentation. Life: family, cats, nature, quiet
👤 Joined on 30 September 2023
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Show PostEvery time you send a poll into the field in Florida you get a handwritten letter back, inscribed in Old Enochian in letters of fresh blood, predicting how you will die and when the seas will unleash their Final Gift, and frankly nobody has time for that right now.
Show PostI really want Hegseth to run for President in 2028 because I don't think a candidate has ever lost a debate by doing seven push-ups before a hip flask falls out of their jacket pocket.
Show Postwhen the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay
Show PostMacKenzie Scott is a novelist and philanthropist. When writing about her new book, there is absolutely no need to use the apposition “ex-wife of Jeff Bezos.” Men are not defined by the women they married; women should not be defined by the men they once married.
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