Mike Flanagan: i don't understand why the monsters always have to fight Flanagan: why can't they just get along? Flanagan: maybe have a party or something? Flanagan: in fact Flanagan: it might sound a little something like this…

Show Post

King: so then all the monsters join in! King: and it's a battle royale between Dracula, Frankenstein, the phantom of the opera King: put the wolfman on drums… let the mummy play bass… Poe: give the thing a guitar! Poe: there's no time to waste!

Show Post

Shelley: oh, like a fuckin cowboy? Stoker: it Stoker: [sweats] it wouldn't HAVE to be a cowboy Stoker: but yeah like a cowboy maybe could do it

Show Post

Stoker: no way!!! Stoker: Dracula is 100% pred! Stoker: stop ruining Dracula! Stoker: no woman could stop him! Stoker: sure, maybe, like, a strapping heroic man could make a valiant effort Stoker: maybe a man with a ten gallon hat

Show Post

Mary Shelley: holy shit Shelley: i changed my mind this rules Bram Stoker: no no no! Stoker: no i don't like this! Stoker: Dracula would never be mommy dommed! Shelley: oh Dracula is absolutely a subby bitch and you know it

Show Post