xanthan-gum.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 23 April 2026
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@xanthan-gum.bsky.socialParanormal Activity is on Broadway, somehow. Even more surprisingly, it's a blast.
Show PostClowns are born the same way that they get out of cars and its horrific to watch
Show Postbrian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
Show PostCookie Monster’s eyes sparkle with tears. “No more cookies?” he whispers. The executioner flips the switch
Show Post"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.
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