Sir Michael Take CBE

sirmichaeltake.bsky.social

19 October 2026 18:34

Genuinely feel sorry for this young married couple. Apparently their suitcase containing the lubricating gel, whips, little blue tablets, open crotch tracksuit trousers, flap moisturiser and anal fungus spray has been lost by British Airways. Their honeymoon is ruined. 😔

Kevin Maguire

kevmag.bsky.social

19 October 2026 10:54

Farage’s bad apple defence of Reform doesn’t wash and his poisonous party is slipping in polls www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Sir Michael Take CBE

sirmichaeltake.bsky.social

19 October 2026 10:53

In your Super Soar Away Reformer this week: Thursday Night Bath Time Bingo! ‘Rupert Lowe Ate My Hamster!’ ‘My wife is wearing skirts the size of four teabags!’ Agony Aunt Sarah replies. Win a balaclava and a year of free drinks at Wetherspoons in our exciting new competition!

Sir Michael Take CBE

sirmichaeltake.bsky.social

17 October 2026 20:37

‘Mr Anderson. If you’d like to sniff my seat, I’m available on Thursday evening around about bath time.’

Kate North

curatorkate.bsky.social

17 October 2026 20:37

Looking down the atmospheric north aisle of Ely Cathedral, Cambridgeshire 🤩