Gregk Foley

gregk.co.uk

18 October 2026 10:42

Every time I show someone these things they refuse to believe they're real, and I get it. I don't believe it either. It all feels like one big joke that even the goats themselves are in on. Look at this one. They're mocking us. "I bet you think I do shit like this don't you. Well I do."

Gregk Foley

gregk.co.uk

18 October 2026 10:42

I want to meet the Damascene goat herders who were periodically showing each other their breeding progress and going, "Nah dude, you're killing it, this is straight fire," until one day they wound up with this creature

Gregk Foley

gregk.co.uk

18 October 2026 10:42

You'd be forgiven for thinking this is some sort of cry of existential agony but nah they're just like that and they're having the time of their lives

Gregk Foley

gregk.co.uk

18 October 2026 10:41

I want to stress I only mock Damascus Goats the way one does a hapless, butter-fingered sibling. I love both the yassified younglings and the Quasimodian beasts they grow into, and just to be absolutely clear, if ever a situation arose where I had to choose between you or them, I would not hesitate.

Gregk Foley

gregk.co.uk

18 October 2026 10:41

I've also seen a few comments saying they're unfathomably friendly and affectionate animals. Of course they are. A creature that looks like that possesses more understanding of genuine love and affection in just one of its ridiculous ears than we have in our entire bodies.