Tried to make my wife laugh by dabbing on the baby after I finally got her back down to sleep after a Herculean team effort but she was already asleep and I've maybe never been so embarrassed in my life

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Waking up my wife to tell her that I think Aaron Ashby just had the coolest postseason series by a non-closer reliever that I can remember. She was ready for me and maced me so vigorously that I'm making Daffy Duck sounds.

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This album came out in 2020. I’m still very proud of it. Please download. astrecords.com/products/hen... www.pastemagazine.com/comedy/andy-...

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Imagine someone inventing tap shoes today. They'd be killed

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