Tiny and naughty girlfriend time 😏

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Incase anyone's worried about a bunch of brewer sites going down, don't worry about it. If you aren't in the know about IT there was a huge worst-thing-in-a-decade security issue with PHP, a technology that many brewers sites happened to use. The Verge had decent ELI5 piece on it.

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i have read nearly the entire bible at this point and while i'm not convinced that jesus was the son of god, i *am* convinced that he was one of the realest to ever do it. just banger line after banger line, effortlessly annihilating towers of bullshit with a sentence or 2. you can't beat this guy

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a “protest” with a police escort and a planned route is called a parade you dingus

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sonic tried to kick me in the balls and it didn't work. tried to kick me in the ass and it didn't work. you see my dark secret hedgehog. im egg man you piece of shit. no dick. no balls. no ass. all egg.

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