Doctor I saw today legit diagnosed me with really bad luck with this vertigo. I asked what caused it and he looked at me and said “Nothing and there is nothing you can do to fix it quickly. Just got to wait it out. You’re so unlucky.” Fuck me I guess.

Show Post

That beautiful time of year when politicians in other states text me more than my friends 🥰🥰🥰

Show Post

Yo @snowbikemike.bsky.social saying “kill em” in the new Mr Beast gotta be one of the stone coldest moment ever holy

Show Post

A thing my kid said (loudly) while in a quiet, crowded public bathroom with me tonight: “Mommy your underwear looks like a slingshot.”

Show Post

This keeps cracking me up. Andy's suggestions and reactions are so fucking funny.

Show Post