Jonathan Edward Durham

thisone0verhere.bsky.social

05 December 2024 13:00

Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars

Brandy Jensen

brandyjensen.bsky.social

05 December 2024 13:00

Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase Me: Uh huh that’s right Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment Me: I recall that, yes

NY Times Pitchbot

nytpitchbot.bsky.social

05 December 2024 12:58

My three year-old was reading The New Yorker when she turned to me gravely and asked: "Daddy, why aren't they confirming the nice white nationalist man on a recess appointment?" And when I told her "because the woke military just wants to give their pronouns," she started crying.

noctis11.bsky.social

05 December 2024 12:54

Depends, I think.

Mark 🏳️‍🌈

mark55.bsky.social

30 November 2024 02:16

I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈