broke a man the first time i told him this. He came up to me and said "I just don't like tattoos" and I said "well, I'm not trying to have sex with You" and I saw something permanently rotate inside him

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It's total assets, but I think when we think of who is a "millionaire" there's some aspect of liquidity there. Thanks to housing prices being ridiculous a lot of people are millionaires on paper, but their access to their "wealth" is highly constrained.

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Ah yes, the mind is boggled by immigrants and tourists who don’t want to get abused and thrown into a secret nightmare prison for weeks or months before eventually being whisked away to a country they didn’t come from in the first fucking place. What a mystery!

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I think elk look so fey. There's something about them that feels preternatural in a noble way. Also, they can fuck yer shit up over at Cannon Beach if you're stupid enough to try to pose with them for a selfie.

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“At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.” ― George Orwell

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