Little latex whale tail … photo by Lanee Bird

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Sugar daddy: buys me sweets, spoils me with gifts, pays my bills, takes me traveling. 🍬👼🏻💖 Hammer daddy: puts up shelves, installs new appliances, fixes the plumbing. Like, he comes over to hammer out any broken stuff in my apartment and then hammers me. 🛠️👀❤️‍🔥

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If we ever have an incident where ICE accidentally shoots fellow ICE they'll blame innocent bystanders as terrorists.

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FYI: these dates are already half sold out courtesy of those who signed up to my newsletter and received exclusive early bird notice a week ago. As the quote goes, summer’s lease hath all too short a date, so haste is recommended in order to avoid disappointment 💫

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i do not regret to inform you that biscuit loves her new house. she refuses to leave it

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