Jhonen V

jhnenvee.bsky.social

05 September 2026 19:07

Thanks for all the birthday wishes yesterday. Please know that I have all my birthday wishes rerouted to the disaster department where each wish results in something just awful happening to the well-wishers. The warnings were clearly posted in the sub basement beneath cafeteria 12.

Welcome to Night Vale

nightvaleradio.bsky.social

05 September 2026 19:07

Our new fragrance Mostly Void, Partially Stars received a positive and extremely detailed review over on the Night Vale subreddit! Thank you bambiziedas - so glad you enjoyed it. buff.ly/xjxWBoI

Rosearik Rikki Simons

rikkisimons.bsky.social

26 July 2026 12:25

I just checked Threads, since I haven’t been there in a while and saw that people were yelling “fake” at a guy who posted a clip from a documentary showing a CGI fight between a mastodon and a terror bird (titanus), and now I’m really tired.

Jhonen V

jhnenvee.bsky.social

07 June 2026 15:15

YOU’VE WALKED INTO THE WRONG PANERA BREAD is what I’d say to someone who walked into a Panera Bread where I was about to stab them.

Jhonen V

jhnenvee.bsky.social

15 April 2026 16:10

Now that America is officially great again I've been driving around the country, meeting new people, dual-wielding strange animals and exploring said greatness. I'm currently in Georgia and have now eaten at a Waffle House TWO TIMES and here's what I've learned: THEY DON'T SELL WAFFLES. Fascinating.