Orion Moonstone

orion-moonstone.bsky.social

01 April 2026 01:06

Those sound more like the words a rapist would use.

Mrs. Betty Bowers

mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

01 April 2026 01:06

PRESIDENT: "We should have a national database of all legal US gun owners." CONSERVATIVES: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT IS UNAMERICAN!! YOU CAN'T TRACK AMERICAN CITIZENS!!! IT'S AGAINST OUR LIBERTY!!!!" PRESIDENT: "We will have a national database of all legal US voters." CONSERVATIVES: [yawn]

Gabe Ortíz

tusk81.bsky.social

01 April 2026 01:06

Madonna, Jane Fonda, Pedro Pascal, America Ferrera, Elliot Page among dozens of Hollywood names calling for the closing of the migrant family jail in Dilley, Texas. “Children belong in schools. Not detention centers”: variety.com/2026/film/ne...

geoffrey 💀 (scary now)

parsnip.bsky.social

01 April 2026 01:05

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

Nate

nateduty.bsky.social

01 April 2026 01:04

It is simply because he is insane.