Yes I have a fan pointed straight at me and I'm under a blanket. Because I was cold! No I can't just turn the fan off! BECAUSE THEN I WOULD BE TOO HOT, GOD, NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME [slams the door and plays Live Through This at maximum volume]

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I do understand the difference between literal and figurative language but I would still avoid using the phrase "shit-eating grin" in a sex scene - presumably intended to be arousing - involving analingus.

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"Lindsay you're talking a lot of shit about a TV show you haven't even seen" okay but consider: I want to talk shit, because it sounds dumb. but I don't want to watch it. because guess why

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I'm gonna write a Carrie retelling where she kills even way more people. Bitch.

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I move through the world with the unshakeable poise and self-worth of a woman whose local librarians know her by name

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