The farts were just a strange whisper. Like a smoker exhaling.

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I may be in trouble at work when I had the temerity to ask a manager to have a talk with the food runner. They were kicking the door into the dining room open on their way out and almost hit me in the face.

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A balaclava only draws more attention.

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"It would appear International crime has no borders."

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Yesterday at a family reunion at my cousin's house, his 3 year old daughter got a nail polish set for kids for her birthday. Her 5 year old brother asked his dad "Can I also get nail polish on?" And his dad just said "Boys don't wear nail polish." And I wanted to say to that little boy, yes they do.

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