wyatt.page
👤 Joined on 18 October 2023
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@wyattjohnston.bsky.social@wyattjohnston.bsky.social → @wyatt.pagestupid. our enemies will simply breed their own dogs so sexy they render our warhounds absolutely frantic with lust. dragging red rockets the size of a costco yam
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Show Postdriving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly
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