simongarlick

simongarlick

simongarlick.net

Literally an NPC. Brown, Ngāi Tahu/Ngāti Whakaue/Tainui, on Kaurna land. Abnzg. Beach bum, history nerd, gamer, grower of chilli peppers, rescuer of bees, bad writer. Apparently I also compose music for podcasts. Slava Ukraini.

👤 Joined on 13 July 2023

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  • 13 Tem 2023, 12:41
    🎉 Bluesky'e katıldı - İlk kullanıcı adı: @shg.bsky.social
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    ✏️ Kullanıcı adı değişti: @shg.bsky.social → @simongarlick.net
  • 10 Kas 2023, 01:14
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“The bird was docile in my arms. Its feathers were airy despite the thick mist. Long eyelashlike whiskers surrounded dark and inscrutable eyes... it smelled of barnyard dust in the sun.” In which @carlbergstrom.com carefully cuddles a kiwi. A lovely, thoughtful read about our national treasures. 💚

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Also, today I learned: “Cradling the bird in one arm, Jeff felt along its body for fat reserves, measured its bill with calipers, then placed it in A SPECIAL KIWI-WEIGHING SACK custom sewn by costume makers at the Royal New Zealand Ballet.”👀🩰 (It had “attained stoat-proof weight”in just 4 months!)

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When anything happens like an attack, a disaster or a murder, the most important and critical thing for the prime minister to do is to shut the goddamn fuck up and stay off TV.

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He’s legit channeling Goku & I’m here for it.

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Lauren McKenzie
18 October 2026 20:58

One of the gayest things to ever happen to me 🥰🥰

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