simongarlick.net
Literally an NPC. Brown, Ngāi Tahu/Ngāti Whakaue/Tainui, on Kaurna land. Abnzg. Beach bum, history nerd, gamer, grower of chilli peppers, rescuer of bees, bad writer. Apparently I also compose music for podcasts. Slava Ukraini.
👤 Joined on 13 July 2023
Followers
Following
Total Posts
@shg.bsky.social@shg.bsky.social → @simongarlick.nethete-amateurs.nl
carabinacitron.eurosky.social
Not Found
Not Found
nautiluscarly.bsky.social
Not Found
apveng.bsky.social
sarahmaywalt.bsky.social
Not Found
alexpetrovnia.bsky.social
Not Found
Not Found
Not Found
johnmoffitt.bsky.social
Not Found
Not Found
Not Found
Not Found
intheruins.bsky.social
Not Found
Not Found
Not Found
Not Found
boner.ink
Not Found
“The bird was docile in my arms. Its feathers were airy despite the thick mist. Long eyelashlike whiskers surrounded dark and inscrutable eyes... it smelled of barnyard dust in the sun.” In which @carlbergstrom.com carefully cuddles a kiwi. A lovely, thoughtful read about our national treasures. 💚
Show PostAlso, today I learned: “Cradling the bird in one arm, Jeff felt along its body for fat reserves, measured its bill with calipers, then placed it in A SPECIAL KIWI-WEIGHING SACK custom sewn by costume makers at the Royal New Zealand Ballet.”👀🩰 (It had “attained stoat-proof weight”in just 4 months!)
Show PostWhen anything happens like an attack, a disaster or a murder, the most important and critical thing for the prime minister to do is to shut the goddamn fuck up and stay off TV.
Show PostHe’s legit channeling Goku & I’m here for it.
Show PostOne of the gayest things to ever happen to me 🥰🥰
Show Post