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Sorry, Donald. YOU WILL NOT DEFECATE ON JIMMY CARTER’S memorial services. Flags will be at half-mast. And nobody – not even Melania– gives a fuck about your inauguration.

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Increasingly Isolated Putin Tries Joining Adult Kickball League theonion.com/increasingly...

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Biden Carried Away By Ants theonion.com/biden-carrie...

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Nation’s Therapists Refuse To See You Anymore Because You Scare Them theonion.com/nation-s-the...

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