Leaving a hotel bar an American woman says “it’s you isn’t it”. I nod politely and move on before, curious, turning on my heels and asking who exactly she thinks I am. “Penn Jillette?” Look. It’s better than Gadaffi.

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Hilary Clinton after her daughter came home from her prom:

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Fair play to the tiny principality for keeping it to 0-0 versus Liechtenstein after 45 mins 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Not even in the top ten stupidest things this guy has said tonight, but I love the idea of someone following me on here thinking “wow, this Guardian journalist sure posts a LOT of FT pieces”.

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