spagoniauniversity.bsky.social
he/him. professor of ancient literature & archaeology at spagonia university. recently knighted but pls dont call me "sir", it still feels weird. sandwich dislikers dni. idk what a sega is
👤 Joined on 19 June 2026
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@spagoniauniversity.bsky.socialThe piss tank on the ISS is now 60% full.
Show PostI would like to issue a formal apology to Mobius. I should not have bothered with the Zeti. The fact that they're canon now haunts my nightmares. they look like fucking side villains in a mario RPG and now they're here forever. it sucks and I am so sorry
Show PostOh, he left already… sorry I can’t help, I don’t know much about ghosts…
Show PostI made another new fishing buddy today! I met him at the fishing spot. He had a chainsaw instead of a hand, so I offered to make him a fishing rod for a hand. He said that sounded groovy, so we spent a lot of time on it. It worked really nicely, we caught lots of fish!
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