A gentleman repeatedly asked for BBFS. Obviously, no. His brilliant response? “I’ll buy you Plan B.” Cute. So naturally, I started discussing baby names, religion, custody arrangements, child support and who’s relocating. Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers. Anyway, I kicked him out.

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On a much bitchier post, the next person to ask even remotely for bbfs is getting bitch slapped across the face. 🥰

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Ottawa, I’m officially off schedule for the remainder of October, but I can be persuaded to make a little room for a gentleman who plans ahead. 🤍 October 27th & 29th at Luxuria will be available exclusively for off-schedule appointments, prebooked directly through me. (No same day)

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Unpopular opinion? I’m not an answer-the-door-in-lingerie kind of girl. I prefer cute street clothes with something scandalous underneath. I like our time together to feel like a date, not a transaction. Besides, I can’t give away all the surprises at the door. 🙈

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It really sucks when you try to remain optimistic while maintaining your integrity and speaking out when necessary. Some people prefer if a woman like me acts dumb and subservient in many ways. I'll always try to find the occasion to see the good in people but it's not easy sometimes.

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