megatonafuriosa.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 23 October 2024
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@megatonafuriosa.bsky.socialSo... you can't eat my pussy and put me through the mattress as friends?
Show PostIt's lightly raining ash in my neighborhood right now and all I can think of is how mad I am there's a lady two doors down that puts out a "free kittens" sign every couple months, and then dumps a dozen stray cats in to my neighborhood.
Show PostPosted up in front of the window like this waiting for a gnat to fuckin' try me. I can wait longer than you can live
Show PostI want to thank White Castle for always giving me just the right amount of diarrhea. Enough to let me know I chose poorly, but not enough to hospitalize me. You’ve always been consistent, and I appreciates that.
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