First day of President Ocasio Cortez’s term better be just executive orders officially changing Republican Congresspeople’s names to “America!”

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My therapist doesn’t know about “You Can See Everything.” She wasn’t even sure she’d heard of Theranos. I live in another universe.

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This is a quietly metastasizing moral panic

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I dreamed I tweeted “if Quebec gains independence will they call it “New Quebec” or will there just be two Quebecs?” because dream Hank thought there was already a country called Quebec. Possibly in Europe?

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Last I'll post about this, but Elon Musk disagrees with me. This means I am onto something, and I feel more valid in my opinion than ever.

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