I want to seduce someone into trance with gentle caresses down and down... (if you're that easy, *wake*)

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I genuinely haven't followed anyone on Duolingo except for a few close friends, but apparently Duolingo keeps making friends for me. 🤝

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i like to imagine that when antidepressant commercials tell you to look out for “sexual problems” as a side effect what they mean isn’t ed or w/e but actually that you’ll suddenly become so happy that it scares off all the hoes forever

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Somehow I think the boomers holding signs calling for Trump to be kicked in the balls aren't the ones where the grandkids are going no contact

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gex maniac

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