Guy who permalocks himself in a flat chastity cage to convince himself that the cage gave him a micropenis, and uses it as an excuse in bed to not show off his cute dicklett

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Makes your balls so fat that the sack unwrinkles

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fuuuuckkkk, my censorchip is showing me Spiderman ads when i close my eyes

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don't worry, i set up your censorchip to switch from blacking out nudity to just pixelating it, but only while you're humping something soft, like pillows or plushies i'm not cruel afterall ^w^

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yea don't worry, i blessed you with being able to summon an XXXL thick hardbacked pink frilly diaper anytime you want! The trigger? Oh you just need to touch your private parts, even just brushing against them works to poof one around your waist every time! ^w^

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