Uncle Duke

uncleduke1969.bsky.social

06 July 2025 00:15

I suggested to my wife that it seemed pointless to continually fill the bird feeder, as the squirrels always empty it in hours. Behind me, my son said, “It’s in your interest for the squirrels to be on your side when the Great War begins,” and ate another spoonful of Froot Loops.

Aaron Parnas

aaronparnas.bsky.social

14 June 2025 01:00

BREAKING: Marines detain American citizen in Los Angeles, Israel and Iran continue to launch significant strikes, another U.S. citizen detained for looking like an undocumented immigrant, and more. All the news you missed: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

Mrs. Betty Bowers

mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

08 June 2025 19:51

Oh, honey . . . You can’t even get your wife back.