Anil Dash

anildash.com

22 October 2026 23:11

Okay, look, I know obviously this is the most corrupt administration ever, and we should throw Jared down a well, but I just want to say... when you're committing $700M in crimes, USE A LAPTOP?! Don't do billion-dollar-crimes on a *phone*! Can't even buy _plane tickets_ on a phone!

austin HELL ray

austinlouisray.bsky.social

22 October 2026 22:42

Mastodon Night in ATL feels like a family reunion of sorts. on a brief bike ride around the eastside, i saw so many metal shirts out walking around, enjoying the dropping temperatures before we get to rock at The Eastern in a couple hours. hell yeah brother.

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

pixelatedboat.bsky.social

22 October 2026 21:54

BREAKING: Sources at Amazon MGM have told Deadline that the next James Bond will be “whoever shows up to the audition first” because “who gives a shit.”

Team Talarico

teamtalaricohq.bsky.social

22 October 2026 21:04

NEW AD: Have you seen these anti-Talarico attack ads? Elon Musk paid for nearly all of them. The world's first trillionaire knows if he drags the most corrupt politician in Texas across the finish line, Ken Paxton will owe him everything. Elon Musk: Texas is not for sale.

Norm Charlatan

normcharlatan.bsky.social

22 October 2026 17:25

Uh, I want to be portrayed as a sympathetic guy who happened to “get too close” to a bunch of bikers with my car, here, how about a picture of me wearing a Tim Tebow Florida jersey for the newspaper?