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Fucking so crazy you would’ve thought I wrote the BDSM-5

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I think one of the highlights of this summer was spending the day fishing then taking my gfs to one of those restaurants where all the women wear really revealing clothing getting buzzed on cheap beer and then telling them about my premature ejaculation fetish… the real American dream baby

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Was working a booth today and an older woman came up to me and said “You probably already know this but you’re such a handsome man” My girlfriend said I’m prime cougar bait 😭

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honestly though I'm kind of glad that I was forced to stop caring about magic for unrelated reasons before all this shit happened I truly can't imagine starting this year still caring and playing and judging and then seeing this shit happen

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