The Onion

theonion.com

12 October 2026 19:39

Audubon Society Formally Excommunicates Penguins https://theonion.com/audubon-society-formally-excommunicates-penguins/

The Onion

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12 October 2026 16:04

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Liverpool Acoustic

liverpoolacoustic.bsky.social

10 October 2026 14:52

And we're off!!! Opening the afternoon show is @mike_ryan_music with a set of original songs.

unusedsubstitute.bsky.social

10 October 2026 00:50

I can’t do but you might need to join by video link to harmonise perfectly ‘ dry your eyes’, as I doubt anybody else can do it

Martin Calladine

uglygame.bsky.social

16 May 2026 13:01

Newcastle United's owner holds 200 Ethiopian men on death row, many convicted of low-level drug possession without even basic due procees. After a disappointing league campaign, the team currently sits in 13th. (Via @privateeyenews.bsky.social)