#GirlsOwnCC Introducing the old wife to the new was always awkward.

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Got pulled by the family into a Chinese bookshop on the Charing Cross Road. Must have passed it a million times, never noticed it. It opened up into a cavern: beautiful Chinese language translations of Oscar Wilde, cookbooks, maps, language courses, hundreds of beautiful little figurines.

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Text from Thames Water: Work in your area, your water may be cut off, put water aside for emergencies, chat online for more info Me: Hello TW chatbot. Here’s the reference number for these works. Do you know when they’re starting so I can plan? TW chatbot: What’s the date of your planned house move?

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Go to your camera roll and search “goat” then post a picture of a goat you like

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Out at sunrise to look for airtagged keys, pacing round a few square feet of grass while the dog kept dropping a ball at my feet. Tips: wear gloves since you have to hold your phone to see the tag, and get a bright red or yellow container for the tag, not a dull, brown, ground-coloured one

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