Jon Bois

jonbois.bsky.social

20 October 2026 13:54

russell vought: "ha ha ha! there are too many sports on tonight! jon will never be able to follow them all!" me: think again. thanks to my wireless remote control, i can easily flip from the wnba finals, to the alcs, to the nfl – all without getting off the couch russell vought: "noooooooo!!!!!!"

Martin Rosner

hotpaper.bsky.social

20 October 2026 03:02

did it hurt writing neurospicy for the bit?

jenny (phire)

phirephoenix.com

18 October 2026 23:15

I forgot I had leftover coffee in my thermos as I went through security again for a connecting flight and ofc it got flagged, they said I could drink it all or go back through security, so I chugged half a thing of tepid coffee standing at security. it’s like being made to smoke the rest of the pack