Fun fact: There’s a 99% chance you’ll receive a complimentary private Nickelback concert during our date. Usually while you’re showering, because apparently I think your rinse cycle is my soundcheck. The vocals are questionable, the enthusiasm is not. I’m just a girl, okay?

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No, but to be super for real. Wasting food is a HUGE pet peeve of mine, far too many people on this earth go without it. I was raised to eat everything on my plate and I genuinely enjoy doing so. But if you’re trying to rush upstairs for dessert, at the very least get a takeaway box!

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PSA 📢 Please don’t clear the table and pay the bill when I’m in the bathroom. Not only is it incredibly impolite but now you’re going down on me and all I can think about is the kimchi fries I didn’t finish.

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Bon dimanche!

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