cornelio.bsky.social
What you like is more important than what you’re like. I like movies, tv, comics, ruminating, animals, leftist and progressive causes, and writing. Human of one floofus and one normal cat.
👤 Joined on 01 May 2023
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@cornelio.bsky.socialMy brother just surprised the hell out of me. He came into the room and said, "Let's watch Charlie's Angels." I was like, "Whaaaatttt? Okay." :D I'm getting my Kristen Stewart fix now. Lol
Show PostAccidentally took a photo of my dog like she’s performed three miracles and is now a saint 😂😂😂
Show PostWhen I migrated here from Twitter I had over 70k followers (lord knows how many of them were even active at that point, so who cares lol), and it immediately felt better over here. It’s still better. I will never earnestly go back to Twitter as it is right now.
Show PostI saw Sigorney Weaver tell this joke in a vid recently: "So I went to my doctor the other day & he told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked him Why? He said I'm trying to examine you".
Show Postmy grandpa once told me a joke with the punchline “elsie, your tits are in the soup!!!” and every time i think about googling the setup i’m like, nah it’s better on its own
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