dave wagner

davewagner.bsky.social

02 May 2026 07:40

sandal woke up a few minutes later, stood up, looked at Freya, and was like, "what am i doing man"

dave wagner

davewagner.bsky.social

30 November 2025 07:17

he is quite small, smaller than freya. he is only interested in food. typical. he was like, "sir, why are you speaking at me, i am just a small gray cat and cannot do anything about my overwhelming charisma"

dave wagner

davewagner.bsky.social

27 November 2025 08:02

guide for people commenting on my posts: 1) stop pretending im whatever person you are so mad at that you know in real life. 2) i have no other tips, 1 would help a lot

CharlieBrown's Family

charliebrowntc.bsky.social

27 November 2025 08:00

10 years to the day since these goobers became housecats

Stephen Collins

stephencollins.bsky.social

24 November 2025 06:50

*Editor's note: I'm aware that the analogy here should really be cruising rather than dogging, but that wouldn't have worked. No offence to the dogging community but there is something intrinsically funny about your pastime.