even wild whores couldn’t drag me away…wait no, that can’t be right

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Hey JD, all I said was that the white residents of Ohio were eating people’s dogs and cats. It’s what I’d heard! But it doesn’t matter anyway. If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do.

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Elon Musk is the largest political donor in the history of the Republican party. But what are his politics? by Jeremy Peters

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The real memories were the monsters we made along the way.

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I just heard on the news there's a cat burglar on the prowl. So you might want to keep a close eye on your cats tonight & lock 'em up for safety

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