Obsessed with Noel's jumper. Found it online for £190 which I can't justify right now 😭

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7 year old just asked me “what’s the opposite of Tuesday?” and I simultaneously knew both that this is a nonsensical question, and that the answer is Thursday

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newfound trouble of living bilingually is that punctuating every sentence to friends with "frère," while speaking French is now entirely accepted slang, but I really need to keep resisting the urge to translate it to my English life because vibes-wise I could Not start every sentence with "brother,"

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Flávio Bolsonaro: "Lula, can you explain why 73% of prisoners voted for you?" Lula: "I want 100% to vote. Even your father."

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been up for nearly ten hours and we're barely out of lunchtime, how do morning people live their lives, absolute sick freaks who don't deserve to be out in the world, why would you want your day to be this long, jesus christ

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