i don’t want to watch elon make a fake car fly, i want to watch the CIA make elon’s real car fly

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At work: arse suddenly itched, I scratched, and found fingers covered in shit which I hurriedly wiped on the nearest piece of paper. This turned out to be an important letter for which the boss is still angrily searching.

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School nurse: "If you fill out this twenty-page form and have it signed by a pediatrician and notarized with three witnesses, I can give your child a Tylenol when they have a headache." Donald Trump: "Schools can secretly turn your child from Tim to Tammy."

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I feel like he could start a business, and full network, with willing supporters.

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More awfulness from that MP but I'm especially gobsmacked by the old argument "it's not transphobic cos we're just following the law" being used by someone who *literally makes the law*

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