brainbottle.bsky.social
computer programmer, song satirist
👤 Joined on 01 October 2023
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Show PostIf Eggers wanted serious authenticity, he should stage Romeo & Juliet with actors speaking in a New England accent, which sprung from the early modern English of Shakespeare’s time. “But, soft! Wut light through yonda winda breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fayah sun…”
Show PostAll this could’ve been prevented if Macklemore had taken Bob Kraft to a dodgy “massage parlor” for a handjob by a trafficked sex slave.
Show Post“Uh, yes, my perpetual motion machine is TOO dangerous, yeah, I’ll have to take it back to the lab for more work, yeah…” I explain to the restive mob who’ve sunk a trillion into my scam snd are now fingering torches and pitchforks as they wait for their 100000% returns I promised them.
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