Me: Oh haha I thought you were going to ask about the book Her: *not laughing* Me: Her: Me: Her: Me: Uh, his name is Fiasco Her: *sits back down* :)

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I kid, the actual best thing was finishing my v. serious and literary interview in Barcelona at the bookstore and having a woman in the back stand up instantly to be like "I have a question! I speak English!" Me: Yes? Her: You mentioned you had a cat. What is his name.

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So far the single best thing that's happened to me as a published author was getting a box full of author copies of my debut novel Excitedly opening the box Opening a shiny-fresh copy to a random page And finding a typo I thought I caught in edits but still sneaked in Me: 💀

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There are a lot of opinions about what makes you a real writer, so let me tell you the truth: You become a real writer when you notice a typo and it's too late to do anything about it.

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since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

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