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(reminiscing in Elder Millennial Nursing Home) Homestar Runner was pretty funny. I really didn’t know what to make of it when it came out. No social media in those days so there was no hype or marketing around it. A friend just typed in a URL. Gave it a funny quality of kind of coming from nowhere.

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Illinois Christmas movie: A gravel pit exec from the big city of Peoria comes to town, and only the hunky gyro joint operator can melt her icy heart. Hallmark presents [no name, just a picture of the Old Style logo]

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George Lucas pulling up to the Ste. Catherine lock on the St. Lawrence in the longest freighter you've ever seen: "Hey what the fuck y'all know about this?" [Plays "Early Morning Rain" so loud it causes Québécois 9/11]

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Honestly, 1 and 2 are pretty negotiable, too. So long as you don't beat your family, hold down a job, and about fights as you intoxicate yourself into oblivion, a lot of people with repressed emotions that comes out as functional addiction are still getting over that bar.

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