rax ‘levon honkers’ king

raxkingisdead.bsky.social

11 September 2026 00:43

like what you might do with a mortar and pestle. is what this gal appeared to be doing to her swain

rax ‘levon honkers’ king

raxkingisdead.bsky.social

11 September 2026 00:43

looked like a real scorcher tbh i feel kinda bad for him

rax ‘levon honkers’ king

raxkingisdead.bsky.social

11 September 2026 00:43

walked to the park to watch the sunset and ahhhh isn’t this so lovely. and aw look at all these happy romantic people. and man maybe i should do this more often. and oh ok there’s a guy getting history’s loudest handjob under a tree that’s why i don’t do this more often

cursèd gem 💎

gemcitygem.bsky.social

11 September 2026 00:40

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

Janel Comeau 🍁

verybadllama.bsky.social

07 July 2026 00:42

If you go off your ADHD meds while living alone you get to experience the “somebody keeps moving my stuff” parts of having a roommate without the “someone else pays half the rent” parts of having a roommate