Woke up thinking about people who use their cars as sticker books.

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My new book is out in the world! Inside your bookstores, America! The moustachioed cinnamon roll I’ve always wanted to write, the curvy sassy heroine determined to save him from evil! Very horny, said Publisher’s Weekly. I know that’s right, said me! Links below!

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At a time when authors are revealing themselves to be shitty the same way Scooby Doo villains get their masks ripped off, it's really refreshing to see a BUNCH of people on Threads talking about what a lovely person Ali Hazelwood is and how she continually uplifts other authors.

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Just did a podcast and the interviewer was like they don’t do stuff until 87% in, and I was like that can’t be true lol and then I realised it’s because I count everything as the sex, not just PIV. Actual percent in is 36%!

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Pup ennui

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