The Onion

theonion.com

08 October 2026 19:51

Starbucks Announces New Teen-Free Hours For Nervous Adults Who Just Want To Redeem Birthday Reward https://theonion.com/starbucks-announces-new-teen-free-hours-for-nervous-adults-who-just-want-to-redeem-birthday-reward/

the Mountain Goats

themountaingoats.bsky.social

08 October 2026 01:10

man oh man

NaBOO! Haunted House!

durgediggler.bsky.social

07 October 2026 19:55

In light of a certain auteur coming back to an IP he made his indelible mark on:

Paul F. Tompkins

pftompkins.bsky.social

07 October 2026 18:13

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

Matthew Noe

noethematt.bsky.social

06 October 2026 21:33

"Is teaching patrons how to dump Google and use a different search engine, browser, and email provider “neutral”? No, no more than is automatically signing them up for a Gmail account when they say they need an email address." 📚 doi.org/10.5860/ital...